Kudos to Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's former wife, for donating 1 million dollars of healthy vegan food to New York's poorest neighborhoods. (see http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080920/ap_en_mo/people_heather_mills) Kids this year in Hunts Point are in for a great treat - tons of healthy soy burgers, soy dogs, and yummy vegan cutlets that make my mouth waters just thinking about it. Hmmmm yum! Let's hope this will start a new trend in the Bronx - eating healthy and with a clear conscience.
Welcome back to school, kids, and happy munching!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Are Aliens Vegetarians?
I just had a wacky thought last night. Are aliens vegetarians? I mean, I heard or read somewhere (and please don't quote me on this) that on their planets, the aliens have no room to grow plants or even raise animals. Can you imagine? They don't even have pets! If that is the case, then the aliens must be vegetarians because there are no animals on their planets! I was thinking, too, at their level of development where they can traverse an entire galaxy at the blink of an eye, they have probably come up with a better way of getting nourishment.
So, what do they eat? Are they solarians? They just absorb the sunlight to survive? Are they breatharians? Just breathing in air? Well, certainly not oxygen, I guess, because I read the article about that Russian kid who said he used to live on Mars a long time ago before its destruction. He said that the Martians don't breathe oxygen because it makes them age. Whoa! Imagine that! There is some sort of "air" out there that would retain our youth forever? Give me some of that in a portable biodegradable can. I believe he said they lived to be hundreds of years old. Wow! They're still there now, just underground. So, I guess the Martians don't eat meat then? The remaining ones are those who managed to escape the destruction of their civilization on Mars' surface. So, what do they eat?
For sure the aliens must be on some sort of diet that is a lot more pure for their body. Well, do they even have to eat? Anyone with any ideas? I'd like to hear it.
... hallo... out there?
So, what do they eat? Are they solarians? They just absorb the sunlight to survive? Are they breatharians? Just breathing in air? Well, certainly not oxygen, I guess, because I read the article about that Russian kid who said he used to live on Mars a long time ago before its destruction. He said that the Martians don't breathe oxygen because it makes them age. Whoa! Imagine that! There is some sort of "air" out there that would retain our youth forever? Give me some of that in a portable biodegradable can. I believe he said they lived to be hundreds of years old. Wow! They're still there now, just underground. So, I guess the Martians don't eat meat then? The remaining ones are those who managed to escape the destruction of their civilization on Mars' surface. So, what do they eat?
For sure the aliens must be on some sort of diet that is a lot more pure for their body. Well, do they even have to eat? Anyone with any ideas? I'd like to hear it.
... hallo... out there?
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